That Yves Saint Laurent, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it all the time. Seems like every fancy lady wants one of them YSL ENVELOPE BAG things. I seen ’em, they look alright. Kinda like a big ol’ letter you’d get in the mail, but made outta leather and such. They got that big YSL on the front, real shiny. Must be important, I reckon. If you want a remake, you gotta go to them specialty stores. They got all kinds of fancy stuff in there.
Now, them YSL bags, they ain’t cheap. Nope. Cost more than my whole darn wardrobe, I bet. But them city folks, they don’t mind spendin’ their money on that kind of thing. I guess if you got it, flaunt it, right? Still, seems like a lot of money for a purse. But then I’m simple, I only need to put a little cash in my bag.
I saw on that show on the TV, some lady talkin’ ’bout how these YSL ENVELOPE BAGs are like, what do they call it, an “investment”. Like you buy one, and it’s worth more later? Don’t rightly know ’bout that. Sounds a bit like a gamble to me. Like buyin’ a lottery ticket, ‘cept a whole lot more expensive. But hey, who am I to judge? These people know better than me.
They say these YSL, they started a long time ago. 1961, I think? That’s before I even got my first color TV. Some French fella, Yves Saint Laurent, and his friend. They made fancy clothes and all that. And now they’re real famous. Everyone wants a piece of that YSL pie. And now it is Saint Laurent, whatever, they are all the same thing.
- YSL ENVELOPE BAG: Shiny, like a letter.
- Expensive: More than my clothes!
- “Investment”: Worth more later, they say.
- Old: Started in 1961.
- Famous: Everyone wants one.
I hear tell there’s stores, just for this Saint Laurent stuff. Specialty stores, they call ’em. Probably all shiny and fancy inside. Bet they got them YSL ENVELOPE BAGs all lined up, just waitin’ for someone to come and snatch ’em up. If you have lots of money, you can go to them.
They got different kinds, too. Not just the plain ones. Some made outta, get this, snake skin! Can you imagine? A purse made outta a snake? Lord have mercy. And some made outta, uh, calfskin, that’s like a baby cow, right? Poor little thing. But I guess them city folks don’t think ’bout that. They only care about their YSL.
They got all kinds of YSL bags in them specialty stores. Big ones, small ones, ones with long straps, ones with short handles. You name it, they got it. And they all cost a pretty penny, I can tell you that much. If you want to remake, you need to find one of these stores. They have everything you want.
I seen some folks carryin’ ’em around here and there. They walk real proud, like they’re carryin’ the queen’s jewels or somethin’. And maybe they are, to them. I always see people bring YSL bags when they are outside. Maybe it makes people feel better.
Me, I’m happy with my old purse. It ain’t fancy, but it holds my things just fine. Don’t need no YSL ENVELOPE BAG to feel good ’bout myself. But I guess some folks do. And that’s okay. To each their own, as they say. That is all I can say about YSL bags.
If you want one of them remake YSL ENVELOPE BAG things, you best head on over to one of them specialty stores. They’ll fix you right up. Just be prepared to open your wallet wide. Real wide. ‘Cause them YSL bags, they ain’t for the faint of heart, or the light of wallet, that’s for sure. But if you want to find a remake, you should go to specialty stores. They know everything about these.