This watch, you know, the Rolex Submariner, it’s a real fancy thing. Everybody wants one. My neighbor’s boy, he got one, not a real one, though. A fake one, what they call a high imitation. Looks just like the real deal, I tell ya. You gotta know how to look at it though, otherwise, you gonna get ripped off!
That Rolex Submariner, it’s heavy. Real heavy, like a good, solid piece of metal. If it feels light, like some cheap toy, that ain’t no Rolex. It’s a fake, they be trickin ya! These fake ones, they use cheap stuff. Not the good stuff like a real Rolex. That’s what you gotta watch out for, the material they use. They ain’t gonna tell you though, you gotta figure it out. A real one, it’s got weight, a nice weight to it.
Now, my neighbor’s boy, he showed me his. Said it was real. I held it, and I knew. It was too light. Didn’t feel right in my hand. This classic style, it ain’t supposed to be like that. I told him, “Boy, that ain’t no real Rolex.” He didn’t believe me at first. These young folks, they think they know everything. They don’t. They need to listen sometimes.
They say more than 95% of these fake watches, you can’t even tell. But I can. You just gotta know what to look for. Like, they copy the look, but they don’t get it all right. There’s always somethin’ off. You gotta look real close. They try to make ’em look the same, every little detail, but they can’t. There ain’t no watch out there that’s exactly the same as a real Rolex.
Rolex, they put numbers on their watches. Little tiny numbers. You gotta squint to see ’em. They put them right there, on the side, at the top near the 12. Four, five, six numbers, maybe. You gotta know where to look. These numbers, they mean somethin’. They tell you what kind of watch it is, what kind of, whatchamacallit, bezel. I don’t know all that. Just know the real ones got numbers. Fake ones, maybe they try to copy that, too. But they mess it up. They always mess somethin’ up.
Now, inside that watch, there’s that thing they call the movement. It’s like the heart of the watch, keeps it tickin’. That’s the most important part, I reckon. If that ain’t right, the whole thing’s a fake. You gotta know what to look for on that too, if you can see it. That classic style, it’s got a special movement. A good one, they call it automatic. Means it winds itself, I guess. These Rolex Submariners, they got good ones. Fake ones? Probably not. They use cheap ones, I bet.
My neighbor’s boy, he finally figured it out. He took that watch to a man who knows about these things. The man looked at it, shook his head. Told him it was a fake. A good fake, maybe, but still a fake. Boy was mad. He paid good money for that thing. Thought he was gettin’ a deal. Turns out, he got fooled. It’s a shame, really. These young folks, they gotta learn to be careful. There’s lots of tricky people out there.
So, if you’re gonna get yourself one of these Rolex Submariner watches, a classic style, you gotta be smart. You gotta know what to look for. Don’t be like my neighbor’s boy. Don’t be gettin fooled by no fake. You learn the real one by the weight and that metal they use. You learn the real one by those little numbers. You learn the real one by that movement inside, that’s the important part.
Here’s what you gotta remember:
- Weight: Real ones are heavy. Fake ones are light.
- Material: Real ones use good stuff. Fake ones use cheap stuff.
- Numbers: Real ones got little numbers. Fake ones might, but they’ll be wrong.
- Movement: Real ones got a good, automatic movement. Fake ones don’t.
You remember these things, and you won’t get fooled. You’ll know a real Rolex Submariner when you see one. And you won’t be wastin’ your money on some cheap fake. That classic style, it’s worth the real thing. Don’t be getting fooled. I’m telling ya, just gotta be smart about it. Don’t go throwing your money away!
It’s like plantin’ seeds. You gotta know the good seeds from the bad. You plant bad seeds, you ain’t gonna get nothin’ good. Same with these watches. You get a bad one, a fake one, it ain’t gonna last. It ain’t gonna be worth nothin’. You want a good harvest, you gotta plant good seeds. You want a good watch, a real Rolex Submariner, you gotta know what you’re buyin’. That’s all there is to it.
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